Corpfluff
Turn corporate nonsense into a weekly competition.
Save the quote. Let the group vote. Keep score.
Try a round
Which is worse?
Pick 1 or 2
No account needed. Pick the phrase that deserves the higher score.
Matchup 1: quote 1, Let's circle back after we align on the north star.. Quote 2, Let's build the plane while we're flying it..The worst things said this week
A few entries from the demo league. The names are fictional. The quotes are painfully believable.
WEEK 4 · FY26 Q3
| Rank | Phrase | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | “Build out the foundation properly and chisel down on the fat.”Said by Cam | +5 |
| 02 | “Can we socialize the constraint matrix?”Said by Maya | +3 |
| 03 | “We should de-risk the ask before the sync.”Said by Nora | +3 |
Hear it. Save it. Score it.
Make a private league and let your meetings provide the material.
- 01
Save the quote
Write down exactly what they said, who said it, and who caught it.
- 02
Let the group vote
Classic, Obscure, Ridiculous, or Reject. Your league makes the call.
- 03
Check the standings
Scores reset every Monday. Fiscal-quarter bragging rights last longer.
The group decides how bad it was.
A tired cliché gets 1 point. A sentence that should never have survived the meeting gets 5. If it is not corporate fluff, reject it.
Bonus +2
Someone outside the game nods, agrees, or repeats it.
Callout -3
Someone asks, “What does that even mean?”
VOTE SLIP
Classic
Circle back
+1Obscure
Do not boil the ocean
+3Ridiculous
Build the runway while the plane is taking off
+5Reject
Not fluff. Nice try.
0Monday starts at zero.
Weekly scores reset automatically. Quarter totals keep going, so one truly awful phrase can follow you through FY26 Q3.
Start keeping scoreYour next meeting is probably full of points.
Start a private league. Invite the group. Wait for someone to say “let’s take this offline.”